We live in a pathological situation. So what could be more logical than asking for help from a doctor? Of course, a psychiatrist is preferable. Unfortunately, since Michelidis' death, I have been forced to carefully read the findings of another prominent physician, forensic pathologist Marios Matosakis.
Our “anatomy expert”, who has never served in the military properly but still prefers to wear special forces uniforms out of pure love for the military, has ruled that the whole thing is a conspiracy by the enemy and that this video is completely the creation of artificial intelligence! You can add as many exclamation points as you like. It's still not enough.
Thankfully, we still have artificial intelligence. Because after listening to the dialogue in the video and some laughable attempts to justify the unjust, it's clear that natural intelligence has committed suicide on our poor little island. Artificial Intelligence vs. Nature's Stupidity: The score is 2-0.
Our beloved forensic scientist was brilliantly refuted by one of the video's protagonists himself, who more or less admitted that the video was completely real, while also claiming that it was the product of editing. But then again, all breaking news is a product of editing. In other words, “edited” does not mean fake under any circumstances. This point needs to be emphasized, as honesty is always paramount among tricksters.
Thus, we are reliving a moment of déjà vu much like the one experienced in the now legendary Al Jazeera video. In some ways, things are even worse this time. At that time, the shadow reached even the Speaker of the National Assembly. Now they are touching the President of the Republic and his family. Of course, let's emphasize that everyone is innocent until proven otherwise. So don't ask me too many questions unless you want the devil to take you. oh. Deja vu in its purest form.
As expected, the opposition, through Stefanos, demanded a full investigation into what was hinted at in the video conversation and threatened to return to the matter. The same demands have previously been made by “responsible” opposition parties, with Anita calling for full transparency. That may have been surprising once, but not anymore. The loudest calls for an investigation are coming from within the Coalition government, and particularly, as you might have guessed, from our Lord. If a new τάτσα did not exist, we had to invent one.
Meanwhile, the president, caught up in the excitement and celebrations surrounding his appointment as EU president, appears not to have found time to comment on the video, even hours after its release and the political upheaval it caused. Instead, we received an intervention from the Motherland courtesy of Stefanos Kaserakis (where did that soul go?) who declared that Christodoulides' resignation was a one-way street. It's a one-way street, right? I'm glad it wasn't a detour. We are also currently awaiting a statement from Tyler.
Government spokesmen did not disappoint and offered a truly creative response. He said the Republic of Cyprus was under a “hybrid war”. Boom, that's it. With the hybrid car craze, we are also embracing hybrid warfare. But the guards are on guard. Because apparently everything is staged by the fingers of the enemies of the Motherland, perhaps Russians or Turks, or perhaps by those who are jealous of us being sexy and “Pelossiai”.
Our message to these hybrid enemies is very clear. They can take their fingers and place them where they know best. I mean, it's right on the nail.
*Please read the Greek version here.
